Why when a baby cries in church, do people look? I sincerely doubt that there curious to see why that noise is coming from, as they very well know what is making it. It's not like you hear the cry then wonder "Hmm. that sounds familiar, like a baby perhaps? Let me investigate, for it might instead be a baby fox in need of my help." And of course when the turn around they are surprised at the fact, the noise is in fact being emitted from a young child. Subsequently, the said person gives the said child's parents the "Evil Eye" for "letting" their child in church. After all, don't children under the age of 12 or so months realize that it is disrespectful to cry in church? Of course they do. Remember these are the people who throw up/eat everything, hence the should know the meaning of "reverence." Then of course after the parents leave to tend to their child the others shake their heads in disapproval. Possibly for bringing the irreverent, demon child into the sanctuary in the first place. Following this the said person's mobile rings.
